--- RPG adventures with Hillary Duff ---
I was a character in an rpg-like game, and I entered a small cave system looking for the spell "Friendship". In the center of the cavern was the spell book I was looking for. I read it and a progress bar started flashing before my eyes, until it stalled at 95%.
I turned around and saw two figures by a long banquet table in the corner. One of them beckoned me over. She was a statue; the head and hands of a woman, built straight into the banquet table. Her hands had long pointed talons.
Dear,
she said, we stopped your spell progress because we want you to fetch me the newspaper.
I looked down at the banquet table and saw the newspaper--sitting right in front of her clawed hands. She was smiling. Apprehensively I reached forward, and then immediately pulled back when I saw the statue and the other figure in the corner twitch. The figure stepped forward, and I saw it was a young woman with long black hair. She looked nervous, and very familiar.
Are you Britney Spears?
I asked her.
No,
she said, I'm Hillary Duff. I'm the original Britney Spears.
Can't remember anything else. 9/10